As a funeral bagpiper, I usually get the question about being cold whilst wearing a kilt.
Oddly enough, no I do not get cold wearing eight yards of heavy wool.
My hands used to get cold, but now some clever person invented a product called a Wristie.
A wrist is a finger-less glove that has a pocket so you can insert one of those chemical hand warmers.
Wristies were invented by a 10-year-old girl scout, KK Gregory.
The kind you twist to activate. It warms the veins at the wrist and keeps the fingers toasty
